Bigfoot Walks My Dog Softstyle T-Shirt

Somebody has to — and it isn't going to be me at 6 a.m.

Out here in the deep woods, everybody pitches in. Even the cryptids. For dog people with a soft spot for the absurd and a genuine belief that the wild is weirder, funnier, and better than the suburbs. Part tall tale, part trail buddy, fully ridiculous.

Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton (Gildan 6400 Softstyle) with a fitted, modern drape. True to size.