Camp first. Socialize never.

A clear and frankly admirable order of operations. You'll pitch the tent, build the fire, and ghost the group chat — in that order, every single time. For the people whose perfect weekend has a headcount of one, plus dog, and a wifi signal of exactly zero.

Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with that broken-in vintage softness and rich, lived-in color. The premium blank, relaxed fit.