Forget the yacht. Give me a tank of gas and a trailhead.

Let the other guys have their marinas and their boat shoes. Your idea of the good life costs a lot less and smells like pine — a full tank, an empty road, and nowhere you have to be. For the people who'd trade a yacht for a campsite and never once feel like they got the worse end of the deal.

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