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Some people hike for the views. You hike because the dog gave you no choice. This one's for the humans whose best adventure partner has four legs, no concept of "let's turn back," and more enthusiasm before 6 a.m. than you'll find all week. Equal parts love letter and warning label.

Heavyweight 100% cotton (Gildan 5000) — tough enough for muddy paws, soft enough for the couch crash after. Classic unisex fit.