Sorry, can't. Booked.

Your calendar's full — not with brunch, not with "quick syncs," but with dirt, woodsmoke, and the specific peace of being completely unreachable. This is for the people whose idea of a packed social schedule is one tent, zero notifications, and a fire that doesn't ask how you're really doing. Consider it a warning to anyone still hoping you'll RSVP.

Printed on a heavyweight 100% cotton tee that holds its shape and only looks better the more trails it sees. Classic unisex fit — size up if you like room to breathe.