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Your social battery is at 2%, the group plans are a hard no, and the only recharge that works involves zero people and a lot of trees. For the gloriously low-energy introverts who'd rather nap in a hammock than show up anywhere. Out of office. Out of bandwidth. Outside.

Printed on a heavyweight 100% cotton tee (Gildan 5000) that holds its shape wash after wash. Classic unisex fit — size up for extra room.