'I said I'm fine.' (I'm in the woods.)

Translation: I have not answered three texts, I have no signal, and I have never been better. For the chronically 'fine' among us — the ones who recharge by disappearing into the trees and reappearing vaguely feral and weirdly content. Wear it as a warning label.

Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with that broken-in vintage softness and rich, lived-in color. The premium blank, relaxed fit.