We're not gossiping. We're debriefing.

You and your dog have a whole private language, and most of it is opinions about other people. For the duo that judges the neighborhood on every walk, side-eyes strangers in perfect sync, and genuinely prefers each other's company. Your dog won't deny it — so why should you?

Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton (Gildan 6400 Softstyle) with a fitted, modern drape — the shirt you grab without thinking.