Out of office. Permanently.

It's not that you don't like people. It's that you like trees, quiet, and your own company considerably more. For the proud introvert who treats a full social calendar as a threat and "I can't, I have plans" as a complete sentence. The plans are nothing. The nothing is glorious.

Printed on a heavyweight 100% cotton tee (Gildan 5000) that holds its shape wash after wash. Classic unisex fit — size up for extra room.