I go outside. On purpose. A lot.

While everyone else is doom-scrolling, you're out collecting bug bites and better stories. No filter, no signal, no regrets. For the people whose idea of touching grass is an entire lifestyle, not a gentle suggestion.

Printed on a heavyweight 100% cotton tee (Gildan 5000) that holds its shape wash after wash. Classic unisex fit — size up for extra room.